Yaris Review

(Xbox Live Arcade)
Released: 10/10/07
Rated: E

Ladies and gentleman, Yaris Sucks, and shouldn't even be purchased even with its free price tag. This game feels like your old high school days when you were a freshman, and all the cool senior kids gave you a swirly . Yup son, this game can bring back some of your not-so-glory-days back to a reality because this game is covered with toilet shit stains. I'm sorry for my language, but who gives a fuck when your reviewing a game like Yaris. You control some car, with an alien looking thing sticking out of the roof of the car that can shoot tiny balls of crap, So your driving around a plain looking track shooting targets for points trying to get the highest score ( "which no one would beat because no one would play this game") and thats it.

~Burnt Crust

Final Score: 2.5/10
Trash
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